We have come across many kinds of people in what ever short span of live we have lived. The tall, the short, the fat, the lean, the good, the bad, the fair, the dark. we will be able to understand all of them to some extent. But then there are these GEEKS.... I love the way they speak . I have been hunting a bunch of Geeks from an ambush.
Learning are being recorded and documented...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. They are cryptic in their speech. It doesn't make sense unless you are a GEEK yourself, like you ask them..
Level Headed Human Being: Hey heard you changed you phone number whats the new one ??
Geek: To get my new number just do 's/2/0/g' on my old number (Click on that and find it for yourself....keep reading comments you will discover how a GEEK understands another GEEK)
So friends note it down, before you start probing a GEEK ask him or her...... What is your syntax like ??....C ..COBAL... UNIX.....SHELL SCRIPT....?? Do you come with a manual or release notes or Online?? A help command ?? no . ??? At least a ReleaseNotes in a Text file ???
Get that release notes... understand and then start speaking to them :)
2. Ask them to write way for nearest Walmart on a piece of paper.........
*Start 495 N
*CD Exit 19
*CD Capatol Drive
*CD Franklin Avenue
*End Walmart
CD is Change Direction ...... if yo are wondering
3. A project trainee GEEK.... Saurabh are you done with the innovative design for the application....... Madhav I was thinking OUT of the BOX to solve this issue...but then I have forgot the password to come back into the box,
4. Mamm whats is Reliance Call home Toll Free number.... Madhav its soooo easy cant you remember a simple thing ?? ok let me tell you again 1-866-10xlog(3)*COSINE(0)*e-Lan(32) ..... What rubbish
5. If wife is a geek... Honey can you please do the laundry?? ..... File cannot be accessed... Sharing Violation...Access Denied......
Husband still keeps wondering wat did she mean ?? Will she do or not do huh ????
6. Shubha I dint see you at the meeting..... yes Madhav ... 404 error on health .... decipher it as Health Not found ...... :P
7. GEEK'S kids are more interesting as they are the upgraded versions of their parents.... they start speaking in BASIC first ...slowly they learn other languages tooo
KIDS: "10 PRINT "dad" 20 PRINT "dad" 30 PRINT "Could we have some candy please?" 40 INPUT X
DAD: 10 "X=NO" 20 PRINT "Over and out"
8. At school these GEEK kid exhibit a different talent ...........
Teacher: Rahul what is the capital of Karnataka
Rahul: Lifts his hand up and checking the time in his watch
Teacher:Rahul what are you up to
Rahul: Wait mam downloading the answer 33% complete... dial-up connection just 52 kbps
9. In akasharabhaysa ritual (A ritual of india where in Kids will be taught to write .. usually Father will make his kid to write OM)
GEEK father made his kid write
#include
void main()
{
printf("Hello, World!!");
}
Kashi dont deny the fact... I have a photo proof of this :)
At last when two GEEKS are speaking never ever try to listen to their conservation as their conservation is always 128 bit encryption protected. Not even NASA can break it :)
But then we love our GEEKS, its because of them ... we are enjoying life.... online movies ... online gambling.....GPS.....lots of games........music systems...mp3 players...digital cameras...
Long Live GEEKS ... AMEN :)
