Gossip

Gossip
Posted by Madhava Prakash at NDTV

Gossip: idle talk or rumor, esp. about the personal or private affairs of others:
Gossip: talk about private affairs.

Hey do you know Chintu is behind Bubbly ??
Dude Deeps…. Viky proposed vidy!!!!!!! (Viky Sorry i have gossiped on you dude)
KTz has a girlfriend now !!!! (Karthik yday i told Deepu.. I culd not hide it for long)
Chinky and Mintu were found kissing in the park it seems!!!!!!!

These are the kinds of gossips I am nurtured with. I have always been involved in Gus Shups through out my schooling, during college life and I haven’t given up this habit even at work. Just the names have changed... Andy..Cindy....Sheri....Mike :). Yes I gossip. I have tried hard to stay away…. but just cannot resist keeping myslef far form such pep talks. I guess it is coded in my DNA to be attracted towards Gossip.

In recent times I have noticed gossip bug has affected Journalism the most. And I thoroughly love it. Check of it.

* Nehruji’s affair Edwina Mountbatten, wife of Lord Mountbatten
Guys buckle up your imagination!!! All of the three are dead, Is it worth making this a news and covering this in all news channels and newspapers as headlines for no cause ??.

* Rani Mukherjee to marry Aditya Chopra
http://in.movies.yahoo.com/070620/85/6h6r0.html
No clue on how true is the fact, but then should Rani not marry huh ??. Will we incur any financial loss if she marries Aditya. But still I follow this gossip in all news channels.

*Bipasha and Ronaldo
http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/england/english-premiership/cristiano-ronaldo-gets-cuddly-with-bollywoods-bipasha-basu.html
Forget Indian Media, global media is also with all Gus Shups. Media wants Jhon and Bips to break up desperately, so that they can hook up Bips with new tictic Roshan and make new news... All the best Media!!!!!! . More over its not new for Bips, she has already been in the eyes of Media with couple of relations by now isn’t she ??
http://bollywood.celebden.com/?p=1749
Now read this Jhon and Bips are split

*Ash Abi Affair – leads to rivalry between Bachchans and Khans
http://www.southasiabiz.com/2007/05/aishwarya_rai_and_the_rivalry.html
Guys for your kind perusal – Big B and SRK hate each other to core now. Just google for Bachchan + SRK ( http://www.google.co.in/ ). Google brings you all the hatred between Khans and Bachchans.

Whatever it is. Its lot of fun to read such stuff !!!!!

Foot Note:
Dude, prices of vegetables in Chennai have come down it seems !!!
- Yeah I know that. Jayalalitha is on diet from past one week.

Rastrapathniji Ram Ram !!!!!!!!!!

Pratibha Patil has become a celebrity from nowhere when UPA alliance proposed her as a presidential candidate. No one did know she existed before this.

Italian lady has made a very wise move by nominating Mrs. Pratibha Patil as UPA's choice so that she can have another puppet in her hand. Mind you she already has one our great Sardar.

We all know President of Republic of India will not have much powers but still it is the most respectable position in the country. Is there no better eligible person at all in the country ?? Why did either the ruling body nor the opposing body support Mr. Kalam when he was open for for second term on people's demand ?? We have no answers !!!!

http://www.ibnlive.com/news/naidu-springs-surprise-says-kalam-wants-certainty/43273-4.html

UPA wants Pratibha just because if elected she will be the first Woman to be chairing the constitution. No one bothers to think is she the best !!!!!!!!

Pratibha comes to head India Inc with following honours:

1. Found "Pratibha Mahila Sahakari Bank" subsequently it’s license revoked in 2003 for misappropriation of funds.

2. Suspect in a Murder Case also alleged of false witness to protect her brother in a murder case.

3. “Sant Muktabai Sahakari Sakhar Karkhana” - a sugar factory found by her is liable to bank huge funds

4. Ultimate I should call her. She has powers to speak to spirits. Check it in her own words
"http://www.ibnlive.com/videos/43568/pratibha-patil-speaks-to-a-ghost.html"

Dear Italian Lady if you need a woman president please nominate Bharaka Dutt or Sagarika Ghose or Mrs Sudha Murthy.

Any day any of the above three are better Rastrapathnis !!!!!!!!!!

Foot Note:

What does BE from Bangalore mean in London ??

Bombing Experts !!!!!!!

Bomb Engineers!!!!!

Bangalore is renowned for its brilliance. Lets keep it nice and clean.

Veni, Vidi, Vici - Happy Birthday

Veni, Vidi, Vici - 47 BC - Julius Caesar used the words against Pharnaces II of Pontus in the Battle of Zela.This is a famous Latin Phrase meaning I came, I saw, I conquered. Caesar used it to proclaim the totality of his victory (Caesar was in midst of the civil war). Bow down to his confidence in his own self.

I Came, I Saw, I conqured ……But :(( boooooo woooo ….. I have to say ….. Veni, Vidi, Velcro

Veni, Vidi, Velcro ------ I came, I saw, I am Stuck around !!!!! Even after completing silver Jubilee of life on mother Earth …I feel I am stuck …Yes still stuck ……. Without having “Mazil” - “Goals” - “Aim” - “Ambitions” - “Lakysh” …. I am still a aimless wander, a nomad, still trying to figure out what I am best at !!!!!!!

Every one is born with Inborn Talent, which they have to dig deep and find out to pursue excellence.

Madhav has started a search of his hidden talent ------- Mission - Maha Kojh ---- is the official name. He is considering fields of Sketching, Gardening, Painting, Singing, Acting, Mathematics, Science, Sports, Hore Riding, Poultry, Teaching, Fishing, Sailing, Treasure Hunting, Witch Craft, Cooking, Ghost Hunting, Driving, Farming, Art of Theft, Priestism and finally Politics.

Mission Kojh is officially commenced on 6th of July 2007. Eventually it is Madhav’s birthday too …..

Happy Birthday Dear Madhav ….. Have a bast out dude

Lets roll it out from Veni, Vidi, Velcro to Veni, Vidi, Vici

Foot Note:

* Julius Caesar is a Cancerian as as Madhav.
* Prathiba Patil if elected as a president of India.. Should we have to call her Rastrapatni huh ?? I am still thinking

* Dear Geeks -Veni,Vidi,Codi = I came, I saw, I coded.

Confession

It is Independence Day eve here in Milwaukee. People come from far parts of the country to lake shore and enjoy an hour long Independence Day fireworks. I spotted an old man with his pet iguana in the crowd. Seeing a lizard….. I am lost in the memories of my childhood again, this time I have traveled years behind.

Wrooooooooooom Black and White

Background: Class 5, Biology - Darwin Theory – Evolution….I was taught by biology teacher Lizards have evolved and develop a unique means of defense. Lizards drop their tails to fool predators.

Being a pampered kid then, I was curious to see Lizard’s supernatural powers in real. Luckily one evening I spotted a house lizard on our terrace. I was in a flash to find a broom stick to poke her tail, poor she …… as expected she let go her tail……Geee I guess I would have felt on cloud eleven that particular moment…Coooommmon……. I was still a kid……..This would have ended here if I had not got another extremely good idea. ….Yes!!!! I wanted to see her tail grow back…. Within no moment, plucked a leaf and grabbed her up and locked her in a translucent plastic box and closed the lid tight. I was now able to see her move around in box…Then I carefully hid the box amidst pots…..Some hours later I realized there will be no circulation of air in the box and she will die…. Soon I went back to terrace with a needle and made a few holes in the box…..and also I had to feed her.. I knew lizards eat ants.. so killed a couple of ants and using same needle forced the dead ants into the box ….Used a syringe to feed the box with some water… This continued for a couple of days. Later that week poor thing died coz of my torture……… I never got a change to see how lizards will grow their tails back

My curiosity had led to a brutal murder of a supernatural lizard.

Now Fast Forward 150 years: Wrooooooom

Scene: At the doors of heven in a queue

Life on earth ends, I am charged for all the these lizard murder sins by animal protection rights board in haven…….. Mrs. Menaka Gandhi is lawyer and Steve Irwin is Judge in “Animal Sin Clearance Court”

Menaka: Madhav Madhav you have inhumanly murdered a poor she lizard….you will also be answerable to woman rights protection board

I am pleading to Steve to bestow Mercy on me….

Steve ....Still I tried to be good kid by feeding the lizard her favorite dish Ants …….. Haven't I huh ???


Foot Note 1:

Readers : How do you know it was a she lizard ??
Madhav: I caught her when she was laying egg
Readers: O Gosh, you will be booked by “Child Welfare Board” also .....That tooo Rabri devi and Lalooji will be heading that board........ All the best

Madhav: Why Laloo and Rabri ??

Readers: Dont you know Stupid huh ?? They have 11 children....who else better nows about child welfare aprart from them huh ??
Madhav: God Save Poor Little Madhav boo wooo :((

Foot Note 2:

Yes I will live for 175 years !!!!!!!