Rastrapathniji Ram Ram !!!!!!!!!!

Pratibha Patil has become a celebrity from nowhere when UPA alliance proposed her as a presidential candidate. No one did know she existed before this.

Italian lady has made a very wise move by nominating Mrs. Pratibha Patil as UPA's choice so that she can have another puppet in her hand. Mind you she already has one our great Sardar.

We all know President of Republic of India will not have much powers but still it is the most respectable position in the country. Is there no better eligible person at all in the country ?? Why did either the ruling body nor the opposing body support Mr. Kalam when he was open for for second term on people's demand ?? We have no answers !!!!

http://www.ibnlive.com/news/naidu-springs-surprise-says-kalam-wants-certainty/43273-4.html

UPA wants Pratibha just because if elected she will be the first Woman to be chairing the constitution. No one bothers to think is she the best !!!!!!!!

Pratibha comes to head India Inc with following honours:

1. Found "Pratibha Mahila Sahakari Bank" subsequently it’s license revoked in 2003 for misappropriation of funds.

2. Suspect in a Murder Case also alleged of false witness to protect her brother in a murder case.

3. “Sant Muktabai Sahakari Sakhar Karkhana” - a sugar factory found by her is liable to bank huge funds

4. Ultimate I should call her. She has powers to speak to spirits. Check it in her own words
"http://www.ibnlive.com/videos/43568/pratibha-patil-speaks-to-a-ghost.html"

Dear Italian Lady if you need a woman president please nominate Bharaka Dutt or Sagarika Ghose or Mrs Sudha Murthy.

Any day any of the above three are better Rastrapathnis !!!!!!!!!!

Foot Note:

What does BE from Bangalore mean in London ??

Bombing Experts !!!!!!!

Bomb Engineers!!!!!

Bangalore is renowned for its brilliance. Lets keep it nice and clean.

Veni, Vidi, Vici - Happy Birthday

Veni, Vidi, Vici - 47 BC - Julius Caesar used the words against Pharnaces II of Pontus in the Battle of Zela.This is a famous Latin Phrase meaning I came, I saw, I conquered. Caesar used it to proclaim the totality of his victory (Caesar was in midst of the civil war). Bow down to his confidence in his own self.

I Came, I Saw, I conqured ……But :(( boooooo woooo ….. I have to say ….. Veni, Vidi, Velcro

Veni, Vidi, Velcro ------ I came, I saw, I am Stuck around !!!!! Even after completing silver Jubilee of life on mother Earth …I feel I am stuck …Yes still stuck ……. Without having “Mazil” - “Goals” - “Aim” - “Ambitions” - “Lakysh” …. I am still a aimless wander, a nomad, still trying to figure out what I am best at !!!!!!!

Every one is born with Inborn Talent, which they have to dig deep and find out to pursue excellence.

Madhav has started a search of his hidden talent ------- Mission - Maha Kojh ---- is the official name. He is considering fields of Sketching, Gardening, Painting, Singing, Acting, Mathematics, Science, Sports, Hore Riding, Poultry, Teaching, Fishing, Sailing, Treasure Hunting, Witch Craft, Cooking, Ghost Hunting, Driving, Farming, Art of Theft, Priestism and finally Politics.

Mission Kojh is officially commenced on 6th of July 2007. Eventually it is Madhav’s birthday too …..

Happy Birthday Dear Madhav ….. Have a bast out dude

Lets roll it out from Veni, Vidi, Velcro to Veni, Vidi, Vici

Foot Note:

* Julius Caesar is a Cancerian as as Madhav.
* Prathiba Patil if elected as a president of India.. Should we have to call her Rastrapatni huh ?? I am still thinking

* Dear Geeks -Veni,Vidi,Codi = I came, I saw, I coded.

Confession

It is Independence Day eve here in Milwaukee. People come from far parts of the country to lake shore and enjoy an hour long Independence Day fireworks. I spotted an old man with his pet iguana in the crowd. Seeing a lizard….. I am lost in the memories of my childhood again, this time I have traveled years behind.

Wrooooooooooom Black and White

Background: Class 5, Biology - Darwin Theory – Evolution….I was taught by biology teacher Lizards have evolved and develop a unique means of defense. Lizards drop their tails to fool predators.

Being a pampered kid then, I was curious to see Lizard’s supernatural powers in real. Luckily one evening I spotted a house lizard on our terrace. I was in a flash to find a broom stick to poke her tail, poor she …… as expected she let go her tail……Geee I guess I would have felt on cloud eleven that particular moment…Coooommmon……. I was still a kid……..This would have ended here if I had not got another extremely good idea. ….Yes!!!! I wanted to see her tail grow back…. Within no moment, plucked a leaf and grabbed her up and locked her in a translucent plastic box and closed the lid tight. I was now able to see her move around in box…Then I carefully hid the box amidst pots…..Some hours later I realized there will be no circulation of air in the box and she will die…. Soon I went back to terrace with a needle and made a few holes in the box…..and also I had to feed her.. I knew lizards eat ants.. so killed a couple of ants and using same needle forced the dead ants into the box ….Used a syringe to feed the box with some water… This continued for a couple of days. Later that week poor thing died coz of my torture……… I never got a change to see how lizards will grow their tails back

My curiosity had led to a brutal murder of a supernatural lizard.

Now Fast Forward 150 years: Wrooooooom

Scene: At the doors of heven in a queue

Life on earth ends, I am charged for all the these lizard murder sins by animal protection rights board in haven…….. Mrs. Menaka Gandhi is lawyer and Steve Irwin is Judge in “Animal Sin Clearance Court”

Menaka: Madhav Madhav you have inhumanly murdered a poor she lizard….you will also be answerable to woman rights protection board

I am pleading to Steve to bestow Mercy on me….

Steve ....Still I tried to be good kid by feeding the lizard her favorite dish Ants …….. Haven't I huh ???


Foot Note 1:

Readers : How do you know it was a she lizard ??
Madhav: I caught her when she was laying egg
Readers: O Gosh, you will be booked by “Child Welfare Board” also .....That tooo Rabri devi and Lalooji will be heading that board........ All the best

Madhav: Why Laloo and Rabri ??

Readers: Dont you know Stupid huh ?? They have 11 children....who else better nows about child welfare aprart from them huh ??
Madhav: God Save Poor Little Madhav boo wooo :((

Foot Note 2:

Yes I will live for 175 years !!!!!!!

Wah Re Wah – We all are farmers!!!!!!!!

Aamir Khan does not like Media. Now I know the reason why. He does not know how to or what to speak to Media. He has spoken to CNN – IBN claiming he is not an actor.

Seldom I knew Aamir is farmer by birth. Did you guys know it before huh??. I am a big fan (rather AC) of him. Today when he claimed small two pieces of land by justifying he is a farmer by birth and his profession is acting, I am confused and still wondering was he the same guy who played a lead role in Rang De Basanti???

Reputation is built with years and years of hard work and can be destroyed by just three little words. “I am Farmer “

Even Amitabh Bachchan few weeks back was claiming a piece of land posing as a farmer. Thanks to District Magistrate of UP, Hon. Judge denied it. Good that Amitabh did not come to Aamirs level and tried to justify himself.

Both Amitabh and Aamir are filthy rich. They actually are capiable of buying this land at premium rates I do not see any reason as to why they need to cheat the Government by giving false information. Is this not punishable by law??

Guys buckle up. We would like to see you as real life heroes. Do not turn out to be desperado.

And finally! Mr. Aamir, Farming is not a religion it is a profession. You cannot be farmer by birth you have to be a farmer by profession. If you can Inherit farming by birth We are all farmers. Aren’t We???