Dreams Shattered ……… Team India Pack up GuyZ
Greg Uncle, Run away .....We don’t want to see Woolmer repeat in India. Please Board Oz flight…….dare you not to board the Air India ….. !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jammy !!!!!!! U bat well, but then you are not the Captain material…….Step down before they ask you to …. Moral responsibility dude ….. learn from our ministers….any railway accident Lallo ji will resign ;) but then he will be called back coz of his political charisma……but don't you worry ...keep you fingers crossed you may be asked to lead ;) when some one else fails to deliver next time around.........
(6+4=TEN)dulkar !!!!!!! Where did ur Visa power go ……. Where did ur Boost energy go ?? Were u the same person who has scored 14000 odd runs ……. Be ready to play for Mumbai next Ranji Season if at all you get selected for that team ..........
Dada!!!!!!! Lady luck saved you dude ……. Two half centuries ……… hmmm you are in for next Series ……..May be you can even dream for your ex-post now……
Veeru …… Puff…… U are not in form from long time…….. Ayeee tell me …tell me …tell me….how were you picked for Worl Cup Squad….. Heard Kangaroo Kiran More got a Merc as gift just b4 world cup Selection….ting ?? ting ?? something ??? something ???
Dhoni 0..29..0…. solid foundation boss !!!!!!!!
Yuvi ……… there is no fun just to be in form……. You need to open your eyes and run….you are turning out to be Inzy’s younger brother
Zaheer bahi……….aaah haaa………don’t know why on earth you are let to bowl the first over…….tell me frankly have we won ever, when you have bowled a bad first over ?? ….remember finals with Aus last time …….. Jammy you need to be superstitious ……Steve Waugh …..he used to believe in his red hanky …it won him many cups……did it not??...... Why Steve even our very own great Madhav believes in such superstitions OK……
Munaf ….dont smile at crease …you are not Sir Viv Richards …….
Mr. Harbajan err Abee Salee Bajji ……. You are fit to play al guli mane with Viru (The game played with tamarind sedds on a wooden board )….. …… I still remember that picture …..that was on front page some time back in ToI
Uttapa ……. Eat uttapam ……… how much was the booty to Dravid to be picked for Worldcup……hope you have settled his account already …..
Finally the dreams of millions of Indians was shattered………. the best wish campaigns…the inspiration songs…..the poojas across the country …… the ads …… the countless discussions with ex-cricketers. Its all over ……sob sob…
Veeru …… Puff…… U are not in form from long time…….. Ayeee tell me …tell me …tell me….how were you picked for Worl Cup Squad….. Heard Kangaroo Kiran More got a Merc as gift just b4 world cup Selection….ting ?? ting ?? something ??? something ???
Dhoni 0..29..0…. solid foundation boss !!!!!!!!
Yuvi ……… there is no fun just to be in form……. You need to open your eyes and run….you are turning out to be Inzy’s younger brother
Zaheer bahi……….aaah haaa………don’t know why on earth you are let to bowl the first over…….tell me frankly have we won ever, when you have bowled a bad first over ?? ….remember finals with Aus last time …….. Jammy you need to be superstitious ……Steve Waugh …..he used to believe in his red hanky …it won him many cups……did it not??...... Why Steve even our very own great Madhav believes in such superstitions OK……
Munaf ….dont smile at crease …you are not Sir Viv Richards …….
Mr. Harbajan err Abee Salee Bajji ……. You are fit to play al guli mane with Viru (The game played with tamarind sedds on a wooden board )….. …… I still remember that picture …..that was on front page some time back in ToI
Uttapa ……. Eat uttapam ……… how much was the booty to Dravid to be picked for Worldcup……hope you have settled his account already …..
Finally the dreams of millions of Indians was shattered………. the best wish campaigns…the inspiration songs…..the poojas across the country …… the ads …… the countless discussions with ex-cricketers. Its all over ……sob sob…
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