Monday, March 26, 2007

Being a White Kid is a Challenge .... Puffffffffff !!!!

Monday Afternoon……..Lunch time……. I was heading to cafeteria on 2nd floor from 17th floor ….. I had fellow travelers in the elevator, a lady and a gentleman…And YEAH is a quite a bit of travel from 17th floor to 2nd floor with a change over at a junction on Floor 10 ….so they are termed co-travelers….. Here goes the conversation between my co-travellers

As usual the woman (so the slang bigmouth ;)) starts the conversion…it goes like this

-Hey Scott !!!!!!! How are you doing today??

-Hey Susan !!!!! Thanks I am good and you??

-O thanks Not bad !!!!!!

-How was the Spring Weekend Scott ??

-Ooo It was fun… My son celebrated his 11th birthaday ………

-Hey that’s nice ….was there a party sorts??

-Yeh My Dad and his wife, My Mom and her Husband, My Sisters family and My Brothers family had come over …..

-Ooo that was a bunch of people Scott

-Yes Susan and -Scott smiles ……

Hey its 2nd floor already ...... I got out the elevator…...

I know Scott personally tooo, and he is living with his 3rd wife, not sure the birthday kid is 1st or 2nd or 3rd wife’s kid. One thing I am sure is he has step mothers….many Step Grandpa and Step Grandma…… For each pair of Grandpa and Grandma……..this kid will have Step Uncles and Step Aunts…Offcourse he has a one normal uncle and norm aunt tooo.. … Now each of this Uncle and Aunts may potentially have many spouses……. And each such pairs will make the birthday boy to have loads od cousin brothers and cousin Sisters……… Gosh these ppl live in a Binary Tree Relationship complex society……….

It’s a complex Binary world dude

White Kids Come to India our ministers will give you a reservation in our system………. as you are Relationship Challenged.

Todays’s hour long lunch ……aaah haaaaa……;) was dedicated to poor white kids trauma of remembering who is who……. God save you white kids ;)

P.s. They are challenged by the Global socity, Desi kids give these whies a tough one when it comes to numbers and spellings.....desis kids are tooo smart for these white kids to handel.....may be some other time i will share one of the lively experiece whit you blog ...... I wanted to shate that experience this time.....but sleepy

4 comments:

blogger said...

Yeh My Dad and his wife, My Mon and her Husband, My Sisters family and My Brothers family had come over …..

HILARIOUS!!!!

Pallavi! said...

Feel good factor to be an INDIAN....:)!

Great thought to pen it down....ture morally....!

great going...cool blogs....:)!

Pallavi! said...

Feel good factor to be an INDIAN....:)!

Great thought to pen it down....ture morally....!

great going...cool blogs....:)!

Subha Devanathan said...

good one :)