Orkut and Desi Profile - A Casestudy

I am have been going through lots of Orkut Profiles to Deduce a pattern "a desi pattern"....... If you are a Desi...your profile will have these things

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1. Your Profile name will be usually a Status Message…
“I am Sick”…. Do you want me to rename my profile as “Take Care Please” huh??
”On Vacation..Yipeeee”…. In reply my profile name will be “I envy you”
”Back In India”……”Good Morning India”….as if all citizens of India were waiting for or Will sun not rise in India if you don’t wish them huh ??
“I got a job in Google”……..Damm It I will stop searching…you screwed my job too!!!!!!!!!!
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2. Your profile album will have min 4 pictures out of whcih one of them will be from NewYork/Niagara/ Louvre Museum/Eifel tower/Chicago ;) …… one will be some adventure you have done off late….. as if no one on earth ever travels and everyone on earth are scared….one of the pictures will be those typical desi types where in same gender ppl hugging together for a group snap ….Cha Cha …come on I think positive…but same cannot be expected by all….what will world think of Indians…..But then there will be Occasional pic ...you with a handsome guy or a beautiful female to show you can be straight toooooooo

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3. You will have endless membership to Communities...ranging from “Shivajinagar Urdu Speaking Community” to “Aish Fan Club”……….”Ektha Kapoor Fan Club” to “UFOs”…. Total communities memberships can be equated to the total number of starts in universe…..Diversity is deep routed in desi DNA
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4. You dont need conference rooms any more....you conducts business meetings using a latest communication revolution ....scraps and scrap books....this has shocked the telecom world ...believe me your buddies will call and ask you check the scrap .....Abyee fultooo you have called me...tell me wats the matter..No No you check scrap book....phones are not secure these days.....God save us please

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5. In the Movie section you fill all the movies you have watched till date...Please fill only the movies you like.......Same with books...Experience with past dates.......
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6. Finally testimonials.....it will be nothing less than your conduct certificate... If there is a case in court Judge can review your orkut profile and then consider passing the judgement..........


Orkut has done its contribution to english vocabulary
"Hey Do you Orkut??"
"I am orkuting!!!"
"Scrap me when you have time"

Lolz.....On a serios note we are clogging the networds, so called donuts by google with our addiction to Orkut. Soon there will be deaddiction centers in India for orkut...that day is not far.

Lets use it in a sane way. Yours truely needs a mending tooo....

Lets bring in common fetures of a Chingy Profile later this month..... ta ta